‘Ketchup’ on your tomato knowledge

The beauty of having my own blog is that I can write horrible puns like that. Woohoo! It’s like I’m captain of my own blogcraft!

But now for a word from our sponsor.

This p.r. dude in Australia keeps bugging me about this, so I’d better mention it here. Actually, I don’t mind mentioning it here, because it seems like a decent resource. A plant pathologist and a horticulturist have produced the definitive package on tomato-growing and eating: “Juicy Tasty Tomatoes.” The package includes:

  • An 80-page guide on growing tomatoes in every type of climate;
  • The Tomato Varieties Database, a CD containing images, cultivation and usage notes, and seed sources for more than 1,300 varieties;
  • “Our Family Tomato Cookbook,” a worldwide collection of family tomato recipes.

I actually wish I’d had my grubby, dirt-caked hands on this guide when I launched my Pioneer Garden of Cluelessness earlier this season. The growing guide includes stuff like recommendations for soil preparation, staking, pruning and watering; info on diagnosing and controlling disease and pest issues; growing advice for traditional and organic methods; advice for harvesting, storage and seed-saving; a glossary of tomato terms (which should make you a real hit at the next cocktail party); and a Bonus Tomato Diary! (“Dear Diary: I cannot believe what a crush I have on that sexy new Brandywine down the street!”)

The package is available in print and e-book formats. The e-book is $34.95; the book is $45.95 (I think. Their pricing chart seems needlessly complicated.) Pricey, I know, although if you’re serious about your garden, you prolly won’t bat an eyelash.

To order, go to www.bestjuicytomatoes.com.

There. I’ve done my duty.

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Jake: 5; me: 0

At this point in the gardening season, I have lost much of my enthusiasm. I am tired of watering and weeding. Most importantly, I am sick of chasing Jake out of the flower garden. This seems as pointless as trying to stop aging. And so, for the rest of the summer, it will look exactly like this.

Sometimes, it’s not whether you win or lose. It’s when you know when to give up. 

@#$% dog!

‘Nuff said.

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Seeing Red

In this case, that’s a good thing. For the last week or so, one of my plants has been producing a handful of tiny, red cherry tomatoes each day. These little edible gems are heaven — juicy, sweet and oh so flavorful! I pop them in my mouth while I take the dogs for a walk along our country roads. How will I ever eat supermarket tomatoes again?

Cherry baby!

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The Brave Little Pepper …

I’ve discovered something about my four tomato plants. They are attention and resource hogs. They demand all the water, food and space. One the one hand, this is good. Tiny, shiny, green fruit are growing everywhere and promising a veritable Lycopenealooza.

But they’re also crowding out the two tiny pepper plants I foolishly planted too close to them. One of the wee plants has surrendered and is nothing more than a clump of leaves. The other has shown a Molly Brown spirit and managed to produce not one, but two, banana peppers (pictured here for your viewing pleasure).

Tah-Dah! Here is The Little Pepper That Could. May it live long and prosper, producing a sweet bite to August’s salsa.

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Greentunias.

My mom was always a big petunia person. It was hard to get much else to grow in the dry, sandy soils of western North Dakota. So Mom would plant morning glories, geraniums and petunias in the limited colors available in the ’70s. I remember light pinks, purples, whites and reds — and that was about it. Nobody really could create a blue petunia, so all the obligatory flag plantings of 1976 tended to be red, white and … purple. America may have been the land of the free, but not of the true blue petunia.

But apparently petunia technology has exploded. Petuniaists, or whatever they’re called, have found ways to create petunias as blue as denim. They’ve also come up with some really cool bicolor and tricolor varieties. I spotted this very pretty one recently during a stroll through Bergeson’s Nursery in Fertile, Minn. (A truly neat place, BTW. My neighbor Noreen tells me that the proprieter may even serenade you on piano, if you’re lucky. This seems so much more restful than a garden stroll with a mariachi band. )

Anyway, I was intrigued by the concept of a petunia that featured green not in a supporting (translation: stem and leaf) role, but in the actual bloom. It wasn’t labeled, but a little research aboard the Google machine suggests that it may be a Lime Bicolor Petunia from PanAmerican Seed’s Sophistica Collection. The chartreuse-y green, paired with the hot pink, makes an unexpected and striking flower. These are not your mother’s petunias, people.

To learn more about them, ask at your local nursery or go to www.panamaseed.com

 

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This Tomato Cradle Will Rock You

After the wind storm earlier this week, I could only think of one thing: My babies. My poor, poor tomato babies, being pummeled by the wind and rain.

I already felt fiercely protective of them, like some sick sort of Type A helicopter parent. As soon as the green globes started to grow, I wanted to build individual cages around each one of them to ward off birds, bugs and other bullies. I hadn’t brought them up thus far so that they could be sent off to school and start hanging out with other bad tomatoes.

And then the winds came. When I checked out the plants the next morning, three of the four tomato supports had completely fallen over. They now stuck out horizontally, held up solely by the stem of the bent-over tomato plant. Not good.

And so I am very interested in these new "tomato cradles," which have been invented by a Barnesville, Minn., man. He claims they all managed to stay upright in his garden despite the powerful gusts of wind a few nights ago. I bought two of them for $15. That’s a little more than a $3 tomato cage, but I’m hoping the extra cha-ching will be worth it. Looks like they will definitely keep the fruit off the ground and may have a sturdier foundation than the cone-like cages.

To read more about the tomato cradle, check out next Saturday’s (July 24) Life section. It will include an interview with the inventor and more information on how to find this manger-like tomater support.

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Not In My Backyard (Darn it!) …

For years now, the local Soroptimists Club has staged an annual garden tour of Fargo’s best and brightest gardens.

I always do a little preview story (see Saturday’s paper) so people can snatch up their tickets and herd through other people’s yards to check out their superior gardening skills. It’s kind of like a reverse NIMBY principle. (Where can I find hundreds of flowers, a breathtaking water feature and vegetables that could win grand prize at any state fair? Not In My Backyard!)

But - as I like to do, and I frequently do, because you know how it is – I digress. I’ve always wanted to include complete descriptions of all the yards featured, because people love that stuff. But there’s never any room for all of it in the paper. The blogosphere, fortunately, has unlimited space.

And so here it is (drum roll, please) … the gardens which will be featured during Garden Tour 2010, sponsored by Soroptimist International of Fargo. Tickets and maps are available at all F-M Hornbacher’s stores, Baker’s Nursery in Fargo, Shotwell Floral locations and T.L. Designs, 3220 18th St. S., Fargo. Tickets are $10 for one day and $15 for both days. The actual tour will be this Wednesday and Thursday from 1:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m.

North Fargo:

 1. Gerry and Sue Palmer, 1240 North Broadway: When the Palmers purchased this 1913-vintage apartment house in 2005, the garden bones consisted of four mature trees, a shrub, tulips, daffodils and a drainage ditch. They’ve now added several informal perennial beds accented with annuals, 100-plus container plantings and eclectic garden art and seating.

2. Curt and Mavis Tjon, 1301 North Broadway: The Tjons refer to their greenscapes as "accidental gardens." Visitors will note the recycled materials used from their sidewalks when they were replaced by the city. Or they can check out the shape of a grand piano in the backyard made from bricks recycled from the urban renewal demolition of the Black Hawk Lounge in downtown Moorhead 35 years ago. From spring through fall, color abounds with more than 20 different selections of perennials accented with annuals. There’s also a water feature!

3. Rosewood on Broadway, 1351 North Broadway: These gardens have wide paths to accommodate visitors and residents. Since its inception in 1995 the veggie/flower and prayer garden has become a popular attraction. Rosewood administration hope to install more raised bed planters – which can easily be accessed by residents with limited mobility – as more donations are received. Much of the work here has been done by Peggy Palmes, a horticultural therapist who volunteers countless hours working with residents on the garden.

4.Jon and Barb Swegarden, 1246 Oak Street North: In 2006, the aptly named couple initiated a three-year plan of designing and planting a garden to incorporate an arbor deck, flagstone, 10 trellises and more than 300 perennials. Along with the annuals, reed grasses and shrubs, notice the wide variety of day lilies – two of which have been named after Barb’s mother and Jon’s mother. The two "square-foot gardens" are exclusively for veggies. "If there’s something you like, just ask, we’ll split it," the Swegardens say.

5. Ralph and Phyllis Dement-VanHorn, 402 24th Ave. North: Welcome to an old-fashioned flower garden. There are many annuals, chosen for their colorful plants which blossom from early summer through late fall. Yard ornaments also add color and interest. The bird baths are enjoyed by feathered visitors, while the honeysuckle vines along the deck add privacy and attract hummingbirds.

6. Leonard and Sandi Leikas, 3208 Park Street North: (Eds note: This is the place I wrote about in Saturday’s paper. It’s like a little, fenced-in corner of Eden right in northeast Fargo. Even better, Sandi insisted on feeding me homemade Juneberry muffins.) Hundreds of annuals in bloom provide a great visual splash from the couple’s new sunroom. The backyard is surrounded by a wooden fence and many fruit-bearing shrubs, including blueberries, raspberries and even a kiwi plant. A big, lofty maple provides shade for the hostas and coleus below. Interspersed among the flowering plants are veggies like celery, tomatoes and potatoes. An herb garden is nestled next to the shed. Many hanging baskets and pots are filled primarily with geraniums and wave petunias. Leonard starts most of the flowers from seed himself.

7. Joan Justesen, 134 35th Ave. N.E.: This beautiful backyard oasis is landscaped for rest and relaxation. Enjoy the gazebo, perennial gardens, annual gardens, rose garden and container gardening.

8. Botanical Garden at Yunker Farm, 1201 28th Ave. N.: The Northern Plains Botanical Garden Society grows gardens here for the public to enjoy. Visitors can check out the butterfly garden, rain garden, MUM trial bed, woodland garden, Seeds of Opportunity garden, alphabet garden, "turn around" garden, gladiola collection and perennial plant nursery. And don’t forget to stop in at the greenhouse. Refreshments will be served.

South Fargo: 

1. Vic and Kathy Weigel, 3016 31st St. S.W.: Here you will find a 1,200-square-foot vegetable garden bordered with marigolds, zinnias and gladiolas. The vegetables include tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, dill, green and yellow string beans, potatoes, onions, green and purple cabbage, celery, kale and snow peas. Carrots, radish and kohlrabi also grow here, as do squash and zucchini. Herbs can be found throughout. There’s even rhubarb available!

2. Greg and Mona Fagerwick, 2712 23rd Ave. S.: In the front yard, you’ll find a bed of mixed perennials below the apple tree. Enjoy the curved flower bed accessorized with potted plants as you walk toward the front door. The side yard, complete with flowers, leads visitors to a backyard where more flowers and veggies are grown. Shade plants under the deck make an attractive use of space.

3. Don and Sue Siverson, 2722 23rd Ave. S.: Their front yard features both chokecherry and crab-apple trees, with a flower bed beneath the flowering crab. Bird-watchers can enjoy the view from either of the two decks in their backyard, where flowers coexist with bird feeders, a bird bath and a Purple Martin house.

4. Sharon Fritz, 1538 22nd Ave. S.: This garden has evolved in many ways since it started with one little pot of marigolds 38 years ago. A focal point is the rock garden, which was created from just a pencil sketch in a magazine decades ago. Look for the unique pyramid-shaped stand of petunias. Tropical plants such as hibiscus winter in the sunroom. Two favorite plants here are the red crown of thorns, which never stop blooming, and the passion flower which winters under a grow light in the basement.

5. Curt and Barb Ness, 1901 19th St. S.: This is how to make a small yard work overtime. A shaded, paved, front patio allows for easy visiting with neighbors. In the backyard you’ll find two decks and a potting shed. A Southwestern theme reflects the couple’s wintertime travels. The backyard displays lilies, peonies, sedum, bleeding heart, Shasta daisies, Russian sage, black-eyed Susan and lots of potted annuals, as well as two fountains.

6. Sandy Lavelle, 1802 19th St. S.: This home is located on a small corner lot with two hardscape flower beds in the front. Flower beds, hanging baskets and bird baths are featured. A fenced-in backyard is bordered by a flower bed. The garden has been a "work in progress" for years. After visits to lily farms in the Twin Cities, the homeowner has acquired a nice selection of day lilies. Iris and several hosta plants are other favorites.

7. Ed and Sue Ankrum, 1538 9th St. S.: After years of planting annuals in the front and side yards, boxes and hanging baskets around their backyard pool, Sue’s fingers could no longer take the cold soil of early spring and late fall. This, combined with a sunken front yard from street and sewer repair, called for a professional makeover. In 2008, Roger Klocke of Natural Environments Landscaping created a distinctive design in both the front and back yards, featuring many perennials, grasses, roses, large urns, various boulders and whimsical lighting.

8. M. and A. Hiltner, 921 5th Ave. S.: This garden shows you don’t need funds as much as imagination, patience and muscle. Among the raised beds are strawberries, tomatoes, herbs and perennials. Once trees and catalpa grow a bit bigger here, they may be moved to places like the Northern Plains Botanic Gardens. You’ll find tropicals in the water trough along the drive and in pots in the backyard. Birds and wildlife are welcomed with food, water and conversation with the lady of the house.

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The Jake Issue, Part IV

The Jake Issue continues.

He continues to dig in my flower bed and I continue to search for solutions to stop him from his dastardly deeds.

In a moment of desperation last night, I purchased an extremely heavy terra cotta planter to place in his favorite digging spot. I am sure he will still find a way to destroy it, possibly even renting earth-moving equipment so he can dig an elaborate system of dams and levees around it. In the process, he will probably kill the hardy portaluca, which love this sunny spot and have managed to thrive despite his fly-by-night renovation projects.

My neighbor Noreen also tells me that I can spray ammonia there. The smell of it not only deters dogs (although, oddly enough, they seem to love the scent of Eau de Litter Box) but ammonia also lends some fertilizing benefits to the soil.  Noreen is a master gardener so I trust her. I will likely try that next. Either that, or I will cover over the area in cement and paint flowers on it. And then Jake can sleep there all he wants.

 

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The Babies Have Arrived

Just when I thought my tomato plants would be nothing more but giant, overgrown consumers of water and fertilizer, I discovered they were covered with tiny tomato blossoms last week. This week, I found green baby tomatoes all over the place. Please, Mother Nature, let them live to adulthood, so I can love them and pet them and then gobble them up.

It is embarrassing how thrilled I am about this.

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Because Mediocrity Rules …

Someone asked me the other day why I bothered to write a blog when I wasn’t a good gardener.

I’ll tell you why, people. Because perfection isn’t all that fun. We already have Martha Stewart, our older siblings and that one irritating neighbor who does everything flawlessly and makes us feel lousy by comparison. Why not admit that we are all human and therefore inherently imperfect? Why pretend like we live in the perfect house surrounded by the perfect yard? Forget the charade, people! Go ahead! Eat those Lucky Charms off the floor, even though five seconds lapsed two hours ago. No one’s looking except the dog. And who is he to be Mr. Judgey Pants? He rolls in rotting badger carcasses.

Just think about all those alumni publications you receive from your alma mater. They are always jam-packed with stories of people who have won awards and skyrocketed to the top of their fields and found a solution for world peace while simultaneously inventing the perfect facial hair-removal device. I hate those people. I’m not any more likely to donate money to my university because of those people. They are a living, breathing reproach to all I have not accomplished.

And that’s what this blog is all about, people. It’s about the rest of us. So God bless ya, all you average Joes and JoAnns.

Let Us Be Forever United in Mediocrity,

T. Swift

P.S. Tomorrow’s blog post will actually have something to do with gardening. The tomater plants are spawning little green bulbous things. Now, I’m no fancy botanist, but I suspect these are actual fruit! Whoohoooo!

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